Dateline Spartanbug.
Linda Lowe was hungry for something cheesy and her boyfriend Dupree obliged by whipping up a “cheese on toast snack” (aka…open faced grilled cheese). “It came out just exactly like that. I didn’t do anything special,” Gilbert said. “The Lord works in mysterious ways, but I don’t think there’s any magic to it. But it is a reminder that the Lord is with you every day of your life.”
Now, I really have to wonder about this cheese thing. Traditional grilled cheese, open faced, cheese flavored chips…there’s a pattern here. Is Jesus trying to tell us that the Lactose intolerant folks are damned? Hmm…