First, I was under no illusion that this blog was an original concept (cataloging sightings into one easy to find location), but, someone has put together a nice video montage of the concept…I’m glad someone has copious amounts of free time.
Thoughts on the US Election
First…hell yeah baby!! In the words of my 3 year old son, “Obama Rocks”.
It really is amazing what happens when enough people get motivated and pissed off. The only thing that is really annoying me about this election is why did it take so damn long? Everyone knew that Shrub Jr. was a dip-shit 4 years ago when Gore “won”. How is it that we could collectively let that man stay in power for 8 years?
He put the economy in the crapper, put the country to war without really using the proper constitutional channels, created a new government office that can infringe on the civil liberties of the citizens…WTF?!
Well, now Obama is in office, and he’s not wasting any time sending messages that things are going to change. For the first time in a while, I’m excited about the future of our country if for no other reason than other countries are now openly expressing interest in renewing relationships that Bush tarnished.
What does this have to do with deities and food items? Nothing…but this is my web site, so if you don’t like it, go make your own site.
Supreme Griller.
“I’m Walking on Jesus…Ohh Yeahh!”
A Las Vegas woman claims shes had Jesus under her feet for the last 3 years. She first noticed the image after her retina detached and her recovery process involved keeping her head down for three weeks. Apparently all that time looking at the floor caused her finally discover the image in every single one of the tiles in her kitchen floor.
Her Brother must be a bigger Jesus freak than she is, because he blamed her detached retina on the fact she’d been treading on The Big Cheese for years.
I just can’t get the melody from that song “Walkin On Sunshine” out of my head.
Gibson and Fender…Suckit! Jesus plays Washburn
Apparently Jesus us a music fan, but both Gibson and Fender have failed to please the the Great Cheesy One. When He isn’t out healing people or turning water to wine, Jesus likes to play his power chords on a Washburn.
And, if the image on the guitar isn’t clear enough, maybe it’s because Jesus just took his motorcycle helmet off and is looking a little ragged. According to the guitars owner, “It also reminds me of my brother, he’s a biker.”
Ganesh gets in on the action action action.
Sam Lal is convinced the mysterious blossom growing from between concrete slabs in Queens, New York is an incarnation of the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesh.
The Virgin Mary as Window Dressing (Again)
It seems the Virgin Mary really only wants to be window dressing. I think she’s given up on doing anything of substance, anyway.
Dancing on the Ceiling
Women’s low-impact weight loss center gets watched over by mildew stain. Story at 11:00.
They’re gonna sell it on eBay maybe.
You may remember that the image of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich sold on the site for $28,000 in 2004.
Rogue Angel Breaks into Carpet Store Every Night
In an effort to get in on the action a rogue angel has been breaking into a carpet store nightly in a California town.
No one’s sure yet if he’s trying to show up Jesus and Mary or just wants to look cool. But one thing we do know is he has the prefect flooring picked out for his new apartment in Hell.
Jesus is Cat people
Dateline South Bend Indiana.
Well…I guess that settles it…he shows up on a dogs ass, but on a cat…he’s a nice graceful fur pattern. Jesus likes cats better than dogs. Cat people everywhere mush be so happy.
Fried Cheese Jesus
Jesus loves cheese. He’s probably lactose intolerant so this is his way of being part of the cheese scene.
My question is: how long will our Lord and Savior Cheesus Christ last in a safe deposit box?