Man Climbs Massive L.A. Billboard to Personally Correct Jesus’s Theology

A billboard towering over Los Angeles carried a message some viewers considered theologically incorrect: a denial of Christ’s divinity. Rather than write a strongly worded letter, start a petition, or simply keep driving, one man decided the appropriate response was to climb the structure and paint over it himself, correcting the record to read “Jesus Is God” in what has since become a viral video.

The footage shows the man scaling the massive sign with the confidence of someone who has fully outsourced his risk assessment to a higher power. Whatever safety concerns might apply to freehand climbing a roadside billboard several stories above a Los Angeles freeway were, evidently, secondary to the theological emergency at hand.

Reactions online have split along predictable lines: some are calling it a bold act of faith, others are calling it vandalism, and a smaller but vocal contingent is simply asking how nobody stopped a man from climbing a highway billboard in broad daylight. All three groups have a point.

No word yet on whether the billboard’s original owners plan to press charges, repaint the message back, or just leave it, since at this point the sign has generated more attention corrected than it ever did as originally intended.

All of this actually happened. Faithwire confirmed it.

U.S. Commander Reportedly Informs Troops That Jesus Personally Anointed Trump to Go to War With Iran

Somewhere between the strategy briefings and the supply chain logistics, a U.S. military commander reportedly took a moment to inform troops that President Trump had been anointed by Jesus Christ himself to wage war on Iran. We assume this was delivered with the same tone of matter-of-fact authority usually reserved for weather updates and mess hall hours.

According to reporting on the matter, this framing wasn’t an isolated pep talk but part of a broader pattern of military leadership describing potential conflict with Iran in explicitly religious, even apocalyptic, terms. Watchdog groups have raised concerns about troops being told a war is part of “God’s divine plan,” which is one way to boost morale, we suppose, if your morale runs on End Times energy.

There is, as far as we’re aware, no official process by which Jesus anoints a sitting U.S. president for a specific military campaign. No paperwork, no burning bush press release, no verified account. Just, apparently, a commander’s word, passed down the chain like any other order.

The separation of church and state remains, at least on paper, a foundational American principle. The separation of church and military briefing room appears to be a work in progress.

Don’t take our word for it: Democracy Now! has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

Virgin Mary Allegedly Spotted in Rwanda, Church Launches the Paperwork

A group of children in northern Rwanda say they witnessed an apparition of the Virgin Mary, and within days the sighting had drawn thousands of pilgrims to the area, all hoping for a glimpse of something that, by definition, only a handful of kids actually saw. The Catholic Church, ever cautious about these things, has launched a formal investigation, because you cannot just let a miracle go unaudited.

Rwanda is no stranger to this territory. The country is already home to Our Lady of Kibeho, one of the few Marian apparitions the Vatican has ever officially blessed, so there is a certain institutional muscle memory here for how to handle a crowd of the faithful showing up somewhere on short notice.

Church authorities have urged caution, which is the polite, robed way of saying “let’s not get ahead of ourselves.” Investigations into these things tend to take years, involve theologians, psychologists, and occasionally chemists, and often conclude with a shrug that neither confirms nor fully denies anything, which is itself a kind of miracle of institutional patience.

In the meantime, the crowds keep coming, the vendors keep selling water and rosaries, and the children at the center of it all get to carry the rather significant weight of maybe having seen the Mother of God, or maybe just really vivid weather.

We did not make this up. KT Press has the receipts.

Pennsylvania Senator Says God Told Him Not to Run for Governor, Also Couldn’t Be Bothered to Endorse Anyone Who Is

Pennsylvania state senator Doug Mastriano, who lost the 2022 governor’s race in a landslide, announced via Facebook livestream with his wife that he would not be running again in 2026. The reason, he explained, was divine: “God has not called us to run for governor this year.” The couple say they prayed extensively before arriving at that conclusion, which took considerably longer to announce than to reach, given that Mastriano spent much of the livestream reminiscing about 2022 and revisiting his COVID-19 grievances before actually confirming he was out.

Mastriano also declined to endorse Stacy Garrity, the Republican candidate who is running, saying only “we’ll talk about that down the road” — a curious position for a man who just told his followers he’s in direct communication with God about who should and shouldn’t hold statewide office.

He’ll remain in the state senate, where his current term runs through 2028 and he’s not up for reelection this cycle, which conveniently means no one had to hear from God about that particular decision.

Don’t take our word for it: PhillyVoice has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

Asked If God Appointed Him President, Trump Says ‘I Hope It’s True’

Asked directly whether he believed God had placed him in office “for such a time as this,” Donald Trump did not exactly reach for humility. “I hope it’s true,” he said. “All I’m going to do is, I’m going to do my best.” Then, apparently worried about jinxing it, he added: “I almost don’t even want to think about it.”

The claim wasn’t Trump’s own invention — he cited backing from evangelical allies including Mike Pompeo and Sarah Sanders, along with a moment he described as deeply moving: Franklin Graham revealing that his late father Billy Graham had voted for him. Trump framed his base as a “silent majority” of overlooked, hardworking Americans, which is a more modest self-description than “instrument of the divine,” but he’ll take both.

It is, admittedly, a tricky position to be in: too much confidence and you sound unhinged, too little and you’re turning down a compliment from several evangelical leaders and possibly the Almighty. Trump threaded the needle by simply agreeing it would be nice if it were true.

Don’t take our word for it: Fox News has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

California Pastor Says God Told Him To Run For Governor; California Says Where’s Your Tax Returns

Ché Ahn, a self-described “apostle” who leads a global network of more than 25,000 ministries, says he prayed until 4:30 in the morning asking God for a sign about whether to run for governor of California. The sign, as Ahn describes it, arrived in the form of a text message informing him he’d be getting an email invitation to the White House. He took that as confirmation of his divine mandate. God, it turns out, communicates through Outlook.

Unfortunately for Ahn, California’s Secretary of State does not accept prophetic text messages in place of the five years of tax returns state law requires from gubernatorial candidates. Ahn’s campaign missed the March 6 filing deadline, and a Superior Court judge tossed his ballot bid, rejecting the argument that the tax-disclosure law was somehow unconstitutional.

Undeterred by the state’s very earthly paperwork requirements, Ahn is reportedly still fundraising and making campaign appearances without telling anyone he’s no longer eligible to be on the ballot. God apparently didn’t mention that part either.

Don’t take our word for it: Friendly Atheist has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

Defense Secretary Compares Rescued Pilot to the Resurrection of Jesus Christ, Because Why Not

When a U.S. Air Force officer was shot down over Iran and rescued during Easter weekend, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth had a choice: describe it as a well-executed 155-aircraft joint operation, or describe it as a religious event with a body count of zero and a callback to the New Testament. He chose the latter.

Hegseth laid out the timeline like a sermon: “Shot down on a Friday — Good Friday — hidden in a cave, a crevice, all of Saturday, and rescued on Sunday. Flown out of Iran as the sun was rising on Easter Sunday.” The rescued officer’s first transmitted message upon activating his rescue beacon, according to Hegseth, was “God is good,” which is a very reasonable thing to say and a somewhat less reasonable thing for your Defense Secretary to then build an entire briefing-room metaphor around.

To be clear, actual human pilots, planners, and aircrews executed a massive coordinated rescue effort and pulled it off without a single American casualty. That is a genuinely impressive operation. It did not require a resurrection metaphor to be impressive. It required 155 aircraft and a lot of extremely competent people who are not, as far as we know, deities.

Foreign policy analysts have since noted this fits a broader pattern of Christian nationalist rhetoric coming out of the Pentagon lately. We have noted that “a pilot reborn” is a phrase that belongs in a movie trailer, not a Department of War press briefing.

Don’t take our word for it: CNN has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

Kids in Rwanda Claim They Saw the Virgin Mary and Baby Jesus on a Power Pole

Two primary school students in Musanze District, Rwanda, were walking home when they say the Virgin Mary appeared to them holding the infant Jesus. Her chosen venue, according to the children, was first an electricity pole, then a nearby tree. Of all the infrastructure available to a divine being, she reportedly went with utility hardware.

Word spread overnight. By the next morning, thousands of people had descended on the site, singing hymns, praying, and in some cases camping out to get a look. Some attendees left convinced they’d seen something. Others left having seen a power pole and a tree, which, to be fair, is what was actually there.

No church body has confirmed anything, no photos have surfaced showing more than a pole and some very committed crowds, and the students remain the only eyewitnesses to the actual apparition. Still, thousands of people rearranged their entire day around it.

We’re not saying it didn’t happen. We’re saying the utility company should probably send someone out to check that pole regardless.

Don’t take our word for it: reports from Musanze have the full story. It’s exactly as described.

White House Official Marks America’s 250th Birthday by Declaring the President Ordained by God

Nothing says “250 years of secular democratic government” quite like a sitting White House Deputy Chief of Staff announcing that the president was hand-picked by the Almighty. On July 4th, Stephen Miller took to X to inform the nation that “it is impossible to review the events of the last decade and conclude that it is anything other than divine providence that Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States.”

Setting aside the events of the last decade, which include several things a benevolent deity would probably not sign off on, the timing here is the real gift. Independence Day. The 250th anniversary. A senior government official casually upgrading his boss’s résumé from “elected official” to “chosen one.”

The internet, as it does, noticed the vibe shift immediately, with plenty of commentary drawing comparisons to cult messaging rather than campaign messaging. Somewhere, the Founding Fathers are checking to make sure the separation of church and state didn’t quietly expire with a rider attached to an appropriations bill.

We’re filing this one under Sightings because apparently you don’t need to see a figure in the clouds anymore. You can just post about it.

Don’t take our word for it: The Daily Beast has the full story. It’s exactly as described.

Trump Shares AI Image of Himself with Jesus; Pope Says Something About This

Sometime in spring 2026, Donald Trump shared an AI-generated image depicting himself alongside Jesus Christ, rendered in a style that can only be described as “celestial adjacency.” Various religious leaders condemned it as blasphemous. The image continued to circulate.

This comes amid a broader pattern in which Trump has described the Iran war as having divine backing — “I believe God supports the US in the war against Iran” — while Hegseth has invoked Christian prophecy to explain military operations, and at least one military commander told his troops that Trump was anointed by Jesus to trigger Armageddon. The AI image, viewed in this context, is almost restrained.

Advanced AI tools, it turns out, are very good at generating hyper-realistic images of two figures who have never met standing together in a warm golden light. They are less good at generating the theological frameworks that would explain why this is appropriate. That work has been left to the humans involved, who are also struggling.

The Vatican has been clear that God does not bless conflicts. It has not yet issued guidance on AI-generated portraits of the president with the Son of God, perhaps because the queue is very long right now.

We are in a period where the line between religious iconography and political branding has not so much blurred as been run over by a bus. The bus, presumably, was blessed.

We did not make this up. The full context is here, including the religious backlash, which is substantial.