Why we’re all here…did you see Jesus?
Apparently Jesus us a music fan, but both Gibson and Fender have failed to please the the Great Cheesy One. When He isn’t out healing people or turning water to wine, Jesus likes to play his power chords on a Washburn.
And, if the image on the guitar isn’t clear enough, maybe it’s because Jesus just took his motorcycle helmet off and is looking a little ragged. According to the guitars owner, “It also reminds me of my brother, he’s a biker.”
Sam Lal is convinced the mysterious blossom growing from between concrete slabs in Queens, New York is an incarnation of the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesh.
It seems the Virgin Mary really only wants to be window dressing. I think she’s given up on doing anything of substance, anyway.
Women’s low-impact weight loss center gets watched over by mildew stain. Story at 11:00.
They’re gonna sell it on eBay maybe.
You may remember that the image of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich sold on the site for $28,000 in 2004.
In an effort to get in on the action a rogue angel has been breaking into a carpet store nightly in a California town.
No one’s sure yet if he’s trying to show up Jesus and Mary or just wants to look cool. But one thing we do know is he has the prefect flooring picked out for his new apartment in Hell.
Dateline South Bend Indiana.
Well…I guess that settles it…he shows up on a dogs ass, but on a cat…he’s a nice graceful fur pattern. Jesus likes cats better than dogs. Cat people everywhere mush be so happy.
Jesus loves cheese. He’s probably lactose intolerant so this is his way of being part of the cheese scene.
My question is: how long will our Lord and Savior Cheesus Christ last in a safe deposit box?
Jesus likes his Italian ice cream.
Apparently, Jesus did not feel like being out done by his mother.
I don’t know if Jesus wants a warm place to sleep or if he’s is trying to be born again as per his own instructions…. but one thing’s for sure- he likes to cuddle with the chillens. And he’ll hang out in utero to do it.
Luke 18:15-17:
People were also bringing babies to Jesus to have him touch them. When the disciples saw this, they rebuked them. But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.”
The innuendo kind of just writes itself, doesn’t it?
I had a friend who expressed doubt that I could actually create enough content for this blog just based on Jesus sightings. He has since admitted that he was wrong and now sends me anything he finds on the subject. But, just to show you how easy it is to find material, I just did a simple Google search this morning, and came up with this absurd YouTube video. This bozo claims that he found Jesus in the clouds on the satellite image of Google Earth where Mount Sinai is supposed to be.
And, then there’s this Scorsese wannabe who turns melted candle wax into a 5 minute opus complete with an operatic score.