Sam Lal is convinced the mysterious blossom growing from between concrete slabs in Queens, New York is an incarnation of the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesh.
It seems the Virgin Mary really only wants to be window dressing. I think she’s given up on doing anything of substance, anyway.
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They’re gonna sell it on eBay maybe.
You may remember that the image of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich sold on the site for $28,000 in 2004.
In an effort to get in on the action a rogue angel has been breaking into a carpet store nightly in a California town.
No one’s sure yet if he’s trying to show up Jesus and Mary or just wants to look cool. But one thing we do know is he has the prefect flooring picked out for his new apartment in Hell.
Jesus loves cheese. He’s probably lactose intolerant so this is his way of being part of the cheese scene.
My question is: how long will our Lord and Savior Cheesus Christ last in a safe deposit box?
I don’t know if Jesus wants a warm place to sleep or if he’s is trying to be born again as per his own instructions…. but one thing’s for sure- he likes to cuddle with the chillens. And he’ll hang out in utero to do it.
People were also bringing babies to Jesus to have him touch them. When the disciples saw this, they rebuked them. But Jesus called the children to him and said, “Let the little children come to me, and do not hinder them, for the kingdom of God belongs to such as these. I tell you the truth, anyone who will not receive the kingdom of God like a little child will never enter it.”
The innuendo kind of just writes itself, doesn’t it?