Author: Supreme Griller

A Las Vegas woman claims shes had Jesus under her feet for the last 3 years. She first noticed the image after her retina detached and her recovery process involved keeping her head down for three weeks. Apparently all that time looking at the floor caused her finally discover the image in every single one of the tiles in her kitchen floor.

Her Brother must be a bigger Jesus freak than she is, because he blamed her detached retina on the fact she’d been treading on The Big Cheese for years.

I just can’t get the melody from that song “Walkin On Sunshine” out of my head.

Apparently Jesus us a music fan, but both Gibson and Fender have failed to please the the Great Cheesy One. When He isn’t out healing people or turning water to wine, Jesus likes to play his power chords on a Washburn.

And, if the image on the guitar isn’t clear enough, maybe it’s because Jesus just took his motorcycle helmet off and is looking a little ragged. According to the guitars owner, “It also reminds me of my brother, he’s a biker.”

Dateline South Bend Indiana.

Well…I guess that settles it…he shows up on a dogs ass, but on a cat…he’s a nice graceful fur pattern. Jesus likes cats better than dogs. Cat people everywhere mush be so happy.

Jesus likes his Italian ice cream.

Apparently, Jesus did not feel like being out done by his mother.

I had a friend who expressed doubt that I could actually create enough content for this blog just based on Jesus sightings. He has since admitted that he was wrong and now sends me anything he finds on the subject. But, just to show you how easy it is to find material, I just did a simple Google search this morning, and came up with this absurd YouTube video. This bozo claims that he found Jesus in the clouds on the satellite image of Google Earth where Mount Sinai is supposed to be.

And, then there’s this Scorsese wannabe who turns melted candle wax into a 5 minute opus complete with an operatic score.

A cathedral in Somerset UK had a divine event on their hands when a rogue been swarm decided to camp out on church grounds. Apparently they were so calm that even an old lady nearby didn’t even notice them…that is until the shape of the cross appeared.

So, living in the age of killer bees as we do, what would it take to get you to notice a buzzing mass of thousands of bees? Personally, the really loud buzzing noise would tip me off. Now, about the holy image the bees formed…no wait…it’s just a bunch of bees.

So sayeth a Florida woman about a rock she plans to sell which contains an image of the Virgin Mary. She plans “…to get a lot of money” selling the item on eBay due to the fact that what she possesses is in fact not a dairy product. This sale will be all the more impressive as she plans on divine intervention to aid in the sale…she does not own a computer.

Is the Virgin Mary a “biker chick”? A California man thinks so after he swears she protected him in a crash and then marked her deed by leaving her face in his leg wound.