Wild Pig Reminds Us Jesus Was Jewish

People seem to conveniently forget that Jesus was Jewish.  He almost certainly kept Kosher, or whatever the dietary rules were at the time.  And, in the small Polish city of Ruda Slaska, a wild Board decided to voice his dis-pleasure to the bacon eating folks in the town church.

"Fortunately, they managed to quickly scare the boar away, and no one got injured," a police official said, adding that the animal smashed two vases and broke an effigy of Jesus Christ during its rampage.

Now, I applaud the “unholy beast” for his attempt at civil disobedience, but the fact remains that bacon is meat candy, and if God wanted us to be vegetarians, he wouldn’t have made animals out of meat.