The Flagler County Sheriff’s Office arrested 33-year-old Luke Dudkewic in May 2026 after a teenage Chick-fil-A employee reported that while handing him his food through the drive-thru window, she noticed his genitals were exposed — along with, and we cannot stress this enough, a “blueish-green circular object” that she identified as a sex toy.
Dudkewic claims it was accidental. He has not explained the accessory.
Upon his release on a $10,000 bond, the court issued him two conditions: no contact with minors, and — this is a real legal order that now exists — he is prohibited from using any drive-thru facilities. Somewhere right now, Luke Dudkewic is parking his car and walking inside like the rest of us.
Chick-fil-A, for their part, has not commented. Their corporate motto is “My Pleasure.” We will not be making that joke.
It’s worth noting that this is not the first time someone has tried to start a fight — or something — at a Florida Chick-fil-A. The franchise has become something of a proving ground for bad decisions made by men who have confused a fast food restaurant for a venue that will tolerate them.
All of this actually happened. FlaglerLive confirmed it, and they seemed just as tired as we are.