A Las Vegas woman claims shes had Jesus under her feet for the last 3 years. She first noticed the image after her retina detached and her recovery process involved keeping her head down for three weeks. Apparently all that time looking at the floor caused her finally discover the image in every single one of the tiles in her kitchen floor.

Her Brother must be a bigger Jesus freak than she is, because he blamed her detached retina on the fact she’d been treading on The Big Cheese for years.

I just can’t get the melody from that song “Walkin On Sunshine” out of my head.

Apparently Jesus us a music fan, but both Gibson and Fender have failed to please the the Great Cheesy One. When He isn’t out healing people or turning water to wine, Jesus likes to play his power chords on a Washburn.

And, if the image on the guitar isn’t clear enough, maybe it’s because Jesus just took his motorcycle helmet off and is looking a little ragged. According to the guitars owner, “It also reminds me of my brother, he’s a biker.”

Sam Lal is convinced the mysterious blossom growing from between concrete slabs in Queens, New York is an incarnation of the elephant-headed Hindu god Ganesh.

It seems the Virgin Mary really only wants to be window dressing. I think she’s given up on doing anything of substance, anyway.

Women’s low-impact weight loss center gets watched over by mildew stain. Story at 11:00.

They’re gonna sell it on eBay maybe.

You may remember that the image of the Virgin Mary on a grilled cheese sandwich sold on the site for $28,000 in 2004.