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Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast
For Immediate Release: Miracle Toast?
(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following the news that a local man saw an image of the big-bang in a piece of toast. atheist donald chapman, 36, told local newspaper, “the huddlesfield express” that he was […]

Jesus Image Found in Tree Log
A furniture maker says he’s found a holy item and he’s been taking care of it religiously. Craig O’Connor has a block of wood that he chopped from a pine tree. On it, is an image of a Jesus-like figure with its arms outstretched. The tree rings form a kind […]

Florida…home of the hanging chad, rampant voter fraud, insane humidity, and now Jesus has settled in sleepy Arlington, FL to watch over retirees walking their dogs. Of all the sightings, this one makes the most sense. Jesus was Jewish…and we all know that old Jewish folks retire to Florida. Ah, but wait…this […]

Why Do People Think They See Mary or Jesus on Windows and Toast? Funny you should ask. There’s actually a word for this…Pareidolia. Learn more about this at about.com.
http://atheism.about.com/od/aboutskepticism/a/Pareidolia.htm

Quick…the 13th is just around the corner…plenty of time to get your sorry ass to the desert to meet up with Mary…who apparently has been a regular desert fan since 1989. And, single guys, in case you were wondering…apparently shes 5′5″, still looks like she’s 18, and a hottie…any takers?
Blessed Virgin Mary Sightings in […]