Dateline South Bend Indiana.

Well…I guess that settles it…he shows up on a dogs ass, but on a cat…he’s a nice graceful fur pattern. Jesus likes cats better than dogs. Cat people everywhere mush be so happy.

Jesus loves cheese. He’s probably lactose intolerant so this is his way of being part of the cheese scene.

My question is: how long will our Lord and Savior Cheesus Christ last in a safe deposit box?

Jesus likes his Italian ice cream.

Apparently, Jesus did not feel like being out done by his mother.